Chris Wisnia's "DORIS DANGER SEEKS.WHERE URBAN CREATURES CREEP AND STOMP", the most patriotic comic of the season, is in stores at last!

So don't delay! Leave the phone off the hook with the other line asking, "Hello? Hello?" Jump out of the shower with the water still running! Leave the garden hose squirting the neighbor's fence and flooding out their flower garden! Leave the fridge door open, and your half-made sandwich and jars of mustard and mayonnaise still out on the counter! Rush out to your local comic shop, by foot, by bike or automobile, by scuba flippers, by motor-sickle, unicycle, or airplane! Crash through those comic shop doors, your parachute dragging behind you! Limp with exhaustion to the counter, and pant out of breath, "At last.Doris.huff hugg.I need Doris.Where.huff...is she?"

It's the comic that made Chris Mautner at Newsarama.com say: "OK, this wins the best title of the week, hands down".

AND it features front AND back covers by SHAG! Giant monster pin-ups by MIKE ALLRED, GUY DAVIS, JOHN SEVERIN, DICK AYERS, DAVE GIBBONS, PETER KUPER, HERB TRIMPE, PETER BAGGE, SAM GLANZMAN, MICHAEL LARK, JH WILLIAMS III, AL FELDSTEIN, RUSS HEATH, ESAD RIBIC, and MORE??????!

That's "DORIS DANGER SEEKS.WHERE URBAN CREATURES CREEP AND STOMP" from Salt Peter Press (64 pages/B&W/humongous treasury-size 9"x13"/$11.95/DIAMOND ORDER NUMBER: MAY07 3695)

For product info, check out http://tabloia.com/doris_urban.shtml. And buy it, cause it's THAT good.