Monday, August 21, 2006

Salvation comes to your TV!

Nope, I'm not talking about them damn televangelists. In fact, I'm sure they wouldn't even approve the newly created SALVATIONTV.COM, a new Internet Broadband Channel full of some of the finest examples of Euro sleaze horror ever, made including Jean Rollin's classic Requiem for a Vampire, Sacred Flesh, Nude for Satan and the amazing Italian Satanic epic Black Magic Rites. All accompanied by newly created programming featuring members of the Satanic Sluts, vampyric lesbian blood orgies, nympho, devil worshipping nuns, gas-masked eroticism, Nazi psycho-death-sex-cruelty-loving she-bitches... in our usual mixture of family fare and high morals!

Broadcasting 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and updated every month, SALVATIONTV.COM is full to overflowing with blood, blasphemy and breasts... along with the occasional feature on beard grooming techniques among the Taliban.

At just £10 per month (or your currency equivalent) it's cheaper than crack or coke, more fun than self harming, more hygienic than rimming your local priest and less messy than group sex! In fact it's only slightly less pleasurable than consuming vast amounts of cookies dipped in chocolate spread while watching famine documentaries and masturbating... To subscribe simply focus all of your remaining brain cells on getting your fingers to type SALVATIONTV.COM into the address bar above and wait for a visual and audio onslaught!!

More info can be found at WWW.SALVATIONTV.COM and WWW.SALVATION-FILMS.COM

Bloody kisses and inappropriate fondling,
Redemption Films

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